It was late at night and Roy was puttin' on his boots.....I know what that means.
"Honey, what are you doin'?"
He tried to look stern but just could NOT hide the grin, "Just go to bed!"
I know exactly what he's thinkin' about doin'!
He continues to put on his boots, "And don't you go scare off that big fat opossum!"
I do not ever do what I'm told!
And there he was a big old fat opossum that has been eatin' the cat food!
"I asked you if you needed cat food when we were in town!"
He just grinned even bigger. He has every intention of "dispatchin'" that opossum!
"And you are not doin' anything to it! It's not doin' anything that a opossum isn't supposed to do!"
He knows better than to mess with me and my critters!!
He came into the kitchen where I was watchin' the that big fat opossum eat the precious cat food....he was barefoot....he grabbed the broom. He was growlin' as he ran across the yard...both Roy and the opossum!!!
"The things I do for you!" and "This just goes against all I live for!!" were the only two things I could make out!
For the Opossum story....Chapter 1