But I'll pace myself!!
I thought I would start......and this hurts me as much as it does you.....I hate to say it...or type it rather....exercisin'!!
I'm dizzy now.....let me sit down....
Freak me out!!! I don't know what the hell I did but I posted without.....shit I don't know......see!!
The thought of exercisin' just make me crazy! Or No More Cats On The PC!!
Part of my Exercisin' Program involves walkin'.....start small.....really small. I thought I would just walk a couple miles with the dogs. I bought Ralph a leash and halter becuz he acts like a maniac....he's a pill! Trixie will stick right with me....she's a good dog.....but Ralph runs all over and turns totally deaf!!
The louder I yell the faster he runs!!
I suited up with my OU Hoodie....show my pride.....and headed out with my leash. I fitted Ralph with his halter....that was a wrasslin' match...I took off my hoodie becuz I broke a sweat!
So we headed out!
I am gonna walk 2 miles!!
Our property is my walkin' track! It's sloped!
3/4 of the way down hill and the last 1/4 is all up hill....it's steep....not rock-climbin' steep but kill the FatChick steep!!
The first lap, I was draggin' Ralph!
Image a dog at the end of a leash....chewin' on the lead.......rollin' like a log.....with me pullin' him!! Trixie was walkin' right beside me.....she's a good dog!
By the time I got around to the steep part Ralph would run ahead of me and sit down wait for me....run ahead and sit down.....he did this all the way up the hill.
Lap 2...He got into a groove and went with the flow.....he walked beside Trixie....she wasn't crazy about the leash at all.......it would touch her and she would run as if to say, "Fool! Get away from me with that thing! I see what it does to you!"
Lap 3...We all had our pace worked out.....by the time I get around to the steep part of the walk, my bad foot is limpin' bad and all tingly!!
I'm doin' my best not to stop....I have to make another lap!
Lap 4....the feelin' is back into my bad foot but the pain in my chest is worse.....time to call it quits!!
For the first time ever Ralph stood at the gate to the dog pen and wanted in....he is such a pill!!! He went in without a fuss....Trixie walked right like always....she's a good dog!!
That was 1 mile!