Sunday, September 23, 2007

Get Your Game Face On!!

I am Elmer J Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.
I am Elmer J Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.
All week long I have been psychin' myself up!!

I am goin' Wabbit huntin'...HEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!

Okay, so it was a Deer hunting....but you get the drift.

I was told that I couldn't go to the woods smellin' all Calvin Klein....not even PearBlossom from Bath and Body Works......wouldn't you think that would be a good smell for the woods..... Pear Blossoms???

"And you can't be drinkin' anything either!"
Oh like I was going to take a hip flask full of vodka??!!

And most importantly, I couldn't make any noise!!! He knew this was going to be my downfall.
So Saturday at 4:00AM, he got up and went out to do the morning hunt......I got up at 6:00 to go to work.
And I had a killer headache!!!
Let's just say 5 shots and a sleeping pill is too much.....but I am willing to continue trying to get the right mix......for the sake of science.
I took my shower, but didn't wash my hair....that all I was willing to give him as far as not smelling girly.
I stopped drinkin' at 11:30 so I wouldn't have that time up a tree and I am branded for life.....and all those pit stops while travelin'.....and at the mall.....okay so I have a small bladder!!!!
After work I went home to make some lunch. He had my clothes all laid out for me.

What a guy??

He took the purple scarf off my ElmerFudd made it look so much better.....geez....can't a girl have any fun???

We headed out to the woods at 1:30........we left the woods at 5:45!!!

Think about that!!!

Sunday Am, we were still in bed, "So you have never taken anyone else hunting with you before?"
"So this must be true love?"

He had a huge grin on his face as he said "Yes, it is."
He rolled over and kissed me on the forehead, "But YOU are NOT goin' again!"

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