I have come from under the rock......and am out in the world.....no longer in the cave that is dial-up!!!!!
I have spent most of the day catchin' up with blogs....not many comments but I have read every one's blog!
Just a second.........
Why don't people just leave me be....am I the only person in town that sells pet products...geez!!!
Then.....I found YOU TUBE!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!
I am so thrilled!!!
48 days to my vacation!!!!
Only 24 days until my mini-vacation....the BossMan's goin' huntin'!
I have had a few conversations with the couple that will be on the same cruise as us. She is totally excited and can't wait to go...him....not so much. He said just point him the direction of the bar and he'll be happy!
Roy has flip flopped on what to do in Grand Cayman.
He will not go see the stingrays.
And he will not para-sail!!
Until I got him good and drunk....he agreed to see the stingrays. He said "Whatever you want to do, Baby!"
"Oh good! Becuz I really want to do the para-sailing thing!"
Ready the video cameras!! This gal's goin' up!!
We went to a weddin' on Saturday. The MerryWidow told me to not drink too much and make an ass of myself....As If!!!
Why would she think that???
Roy was a bit concerned...not that I would drink too much....but that it was to be held at a Catholic church. There is a certain protocol that must be observed, he said....I'm totally clueless. We never get invited to weddings....4 in 13 years!
I am glad we went. It looked like they had invited several people but only family showed up.
To go to all that expense and nobody comes....we didn't even stay for the reception. I put the card on the table and we left....IT WAS ONLY FAMILY!!!
I felt like Owen Wilson!!! I was crashin' a weddin'!!
And another thing.....I think the wedding photos should be done before the wedding or the day before or something....Talk about a shift in the momentum!
All love and hugs and then nothing!
Wait around.....FOR-FUCKIN-EVER for the photos to be taken!!!
And I didn't notice a huge difference in Catholic weddings to Baptist weddings.....aside from a little crossin' of oneself.....And that other side....the bride's side....kept sayin' something I couldn't make out......It wasn't Amen.
The priest would say "let us pray..." and I bowed my head and then peeked around....nobody else did!! Fiddled with my shoe so as not seem like an idiot....I can only fiddle with it so many times....he kept sayin' it over and over!!!
I am so thankful I eloped! I would have been so pissed to have bought all those little smokies and nobody showed up!
Kinda like have a webpage and nobody knows it! So I'm off to watch more YouTube!