Things I have learned just this weekend!!
Did Anyone know that???
I put it in the freezer at work to chill it before going home but went off and forgot all about it! You see I am not the big alcoholic that it seems....I just flat forgot. I did manage to remember to unplug the phonelines and walk out before lockin' the door!!
Luckily the wine bottle didn't break!!
I would have never lived that one down!!! It just pushed the cork up....another reason to not have screw on lids!!
When your hubby says, "Do you have plans for the day?"...always lie!!!
"No Honey, I don't have anything planned", will cause you to be hauled kickin' and screamin' to the gun show!!
IN MY CAR!!!
I hate it when he drives my car!!
If he would drive it like the high performance car that it is, it would be fine but NO!
He drives it like he's 184!!! His reasonin' is that it's officially tagged....screw that shit!! Drive it as the HotCarGods intended...that's what I do!!!
Annnnnd.....he drives it like his truck!!!
My car NEVER goes to the front of a store!!
It's way too risky for someone to pull out in front of you! And to park it near other cars.....total violation of the rules set down by the HotCarGods!!!!
Sure it's 9 years old but if I treated like a Ford Fiestiva it would look like his truck!!! I was a nervous wreck by the time he parked the car!!
So Back to the gun show....you would think I would totally groove on one....with all the testorone in the room and all that shiney chrome and stainless steel...but NO!!
No smell of men at all....the occasional sweaty B.O. but not that good smell that makes me stop in my tracks and go on point like a good bird dog!
It smelled of gun oil....Roy was groovin' on that!!
Normal prodcedure for a gun show is, he tells me what gun he's lookin' for ....Springfield Armory 1911....though we have one.....I don't get it either! Something about it shootin' low and to the left....and he expects me to shoot the bad guy when he breaks into the house with it???
I'd rather use my S&W 38 or my Ruger Mini 14....a CopIssused223...it's awesome....it's pre-ban....but no!
It's safely tucked away in the safe!!
Becuz, it's pretty and worth some money!!
Or I'm supposed to find a BushMaster @$&*@... though we have a better gun of that type....a Colt something or other....I don't really hear most of what he tells me....after lookin' at a couple of 12 guages, they all look alike.....Get me to the shoe store and I can discuss the finer points of MaryJanes and SaddleOxfords but guns....they all look alike!!!
So my main point is to find the gun and then we can go...wrong! The hunt only gets worse becuz we now have to find another one to compare it too.....why not the one that's at home??
I found the 1911 right off on the first table....at a nice price and it looked way better than the one we have....it was shiney with wooden hand grips....the one at home looks EXACTLY like the one Roy at in Vietman....and it probably was the same gun!!
But we don't get to go....we just walked in the door!!!
Several tables later Roy says, "Did you see that girl?"
I normally say that to him when I see a freak....too many tattoos or a bull ring in her nose but he was lookin' at this cute woman.
Has he lost his marble???
She was a petite brunette in her 20's wearin' a striped shirt....not one I would wear...it was brown...but then she was a brunette....she must like brown!
So I gave him one of those "I'm totally confused" looks and said, "What's wrong?"
"This gun show has a better group of good lookin' women. Normally, you're the only one!"
So let's recap....He is in his element.
He is surrouned by guns and gun things.
He has not lost his marbles.
And he is lookin' at other women.
But I got the compliment??
Tomorrow.....the Teeth Whitenin' Incident!!