Yep that's right! I'm in a funk.
My brain is on autopilot.
One would think I would be walkin' on sunshine with a mini vacation coming up....and then the real deal too. I've tried to psyche myself up.....lounger in the water with Coronas in both hands watchin' half nekked men frolickin' on the beach.
Honestly, why do they make men's swimwear so freakin' baggy??? I liked the days when Elvis was in the tight trunks and dove into the water off the cliffs of Acapulco. People make fun of the Speedo but Damn....that's the look I want to see!!!
But no....I'm in neutral.
Summer is over and the pool is empty. Ho Hum....
Maybe I can talk Roy into pullin' out the Indian and goin' for a ride. That would do us both some good....just a ride around the lake...maybe to Eureka Springs....maybe to Branson.
Just take the whole day and ride.
Funny, you would think with 3 bikes we would ride all the time but we haven't!
I haven't been on my bike since I hurt my back. I get little twinges every now and again and I sure don't want to be Master and Commander of My Own Destiny and have a wreck!
That would embarrass Roy!
God knows my biggest fear in life is that I will embarrass Roy!
I was liftin' the butt end of Mastiff...the BossMan had the head end....which is heavier.....and I was bent and lifted and twisted all at the same time and...POP!!! Down I went!
Do you know how big those dogs are???
The last one was over 150 pounds!
I was out for 4 days...flat on my stomach with pain meds and heatin' pads!!
Roy waited on me hand and foot...that has it's drawbacks!
It was sad....that was the time when OU was robbed by Another BadCall by Texas Team...I wanna say the Red Raiders.....Not sure now.....at Football....I can't remember exactly what happened now but it was maddening then!!
I was layin' on the couch with my heatin' pad and Roy was on his couch in control of the remote. The BadCall happened and I came up off that couch yellin' and screamin' at the TV....I'm very passionate about OU Football.....then squealin' in pain!
"If you don't calm down and shut up, I will turn the channel! If you hurt your self again becuz you can't be reasonable about a football game I will not help you anymore! Do you need more Valium?"
Well, with a threat like that I had to calm down and be a grown up!!
At least I got some Valium outta the deal!
Nope...It's Just a Weird Funk!