One of our neighbors recently died....come think of it, so did another one....the one we had problems with....the Moseyin' Cows....he died about 3 weeks after the cows went to sell.
But another one of the neighbors died....and we didn't have anything to do with it...the death of the other man...he had cancer.....I told you that!!
Anyway, the other man died....They had his auction on Saturday. All our neighbors were there. Roy went down to scope it out for bargains....He said there wasn't much but junk! Let's see how much he drags home!!
I read the sale bill....I didn't see that it was junk!!!
So when I got there, I saw some wicker furniture....it was fairly good lookin' and a little paint it would look nice on my front porch....it had been sold, of course.
I asked Roy, "Why didn't you buy that wicker furniture?"
He grinned a big ole opossum eatin' shit grin, "They wanted too much for it and besides I've had bad luck with wicker furniture!"
I replied, "Damn Neighbors!"
That's Roy's story and he's stickin' to it!
He managed to spend $45 and did indeed buy me a chair!
He knows I want furniture.
He spent a big ole whoppin' dollar on it!!
A shower chair!!!
One hand held shower massager and that chair.....woo hoo!!!