Friday, August 24, 2007

TGIF!!!!

I have a song stuck in my head....
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane!
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane!

I'm gonna get laid!! It's Friday!!! Date Night!!!

The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell.

The MerryWidow's shoppin' date with me yesterday netted her diamonds and wine.....you only live once and she's 82!!
And her days are numbered.....she said it!! I didn't!!
I went in to look at a ring that was in a flyer I received in the mail....it IS so Pretty she bought one too!!!
I can't wait to wear it!!!
And she bought 2 pair of diamond earrings!!
And she wanted a red wine but I am just gettin' started in being a whinoaaahhhh....wine connoisseur.......so I picked out a bottle of YellowTail Chardonney.....and a Merlot....and two different reislings...the one with the little German ad....and one called Blue River.....and a bottle of Margarita with Gran Mariner in the mix....and two bottle of Margarita mixer....she already had the tequila at home.

I'm a bad influence!

So give her inches
And feed her well.

I'm gonna get laid!!!
I had this WeirdAssDream last night....well I guess if I wake up with it, it was this mornin'.....but none the less.......it was weird!
Roy's exwife and exfamily were helping him with remodelin' our NEW home...I really liked it...I wish I knew were it was....but anyway.....they were workin' away here and there...all laughin' and havin' a good time....I was not!
I don't do manual labor!!
So I was standin' back watchin' gettin' a bit huffy and feelin' very much unwanted!!!
Roy announced "WE need to go to town and get supplies." And told them to get ready. They were all excited about it and cleanin' up.
I was not happy!!
He said, "YOU know what I want so don't screw it up or I will send you back to town!"
Grabbed me by the hand and said, "I have a job just made for you."
And lead me to the bedroom!

I woke up feelin' like I have a label on my body somewhere that says, "For Entertainment Purposes Only!"

More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show.

Or at least get to work. Have a great weekend!!

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.....Scorpions

6 comments:

Proto said...

That's entertainment. No worries then, you're thought about by Roy. Where's the malibu rum?

Katy said...

conissaur sounds so much better! That's why I never drank beer--I thought cocktails sounded better.

Beth said...

well, any thoughts on BB8 and who do you think will be on the block this go round.

Beth said...

You have been tagged, come by my spaces for the rules !!! (sorry)

diane said...

Hi Nadine:
I hadn't heard from you for a bit and I was getting a little worried, because I saw on the news that there was some flooding in Oklahoma and I wasn't sure if it was in your area or not. I was so glad to see that you had a blog posted when I came here, because that means that you must be okay.
Huggies,
Diane

Jeankfl said...

TAG!! You're it! Come read my blog to find out about it! Man..you're getting it twice!
hugs,
jean