Thursday, August 09, 2007

He's Got A Little Woman.....

Roy's goin' to Iowa....Threshermen's thing.....I'm not!!!

This is goin' thru HIS BRAIN.....

Sunday morning when we go down to church
See the menfolk standin' in line
I said they come to pray to the Lord
With my little girl, looks so fine
In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low
Everybody's with the one they love
I walk the town, Keep a-searchin' all around
Lookin' for my street corner girl

I got a little woman that stays drunk all the time.....Which isn't true....but he thinks that way!!

I have been told the rules:
1: No Drinking!
2: No two person Sex!!

I'm not sure way that's number 2??

Could it be I sing that other part of the song....."I got a little woman and she won't be true"??
It's my job to keep shit stirred!!!

So does that mean I can buy new furniture??
Get a Tattoo?
Buy a PT Cruiser???


MizAngie said...

Yes, yes, and yes. And if you don't do #1 then you're not likely to do #2. (Talking about his rules, not body waste.)I am SO in the mood to get shit-faced. I got geared up for it last weekend and couldn't because I was driving. Tomorrow night may be my night! Ha. Have a good weekend!!

mannyed said...

It also means you get to go on a huge shopping spree and by all the shoes and purses you like.

Sherry said...

I saw at Beths that you watch Big Brother too. Don't you just love that show? I hope Dustin goes home next but I have my doubts.
How lucky are you to be going on a cruise. Wish I was! Can't wait to hear all about it.
Hope your staying cool as much as you can.

cathy said...

have no fear I always dig my way out!!! #1 for sure :) you just have to now that he said you can't. I'm come along on the cruise, I'll help you find things to do :)
have an awesome weekend

Beth said...

The BB house is getting ready for some more drama, ED is not happy about Jessica winning the HOH and i am sure he will be on the rampage this week You know she will put up ED and his daughter, then is is going to go nuts in that house on people . I liked him at first but now he has just gotten too nasty and mean.

dawn said...

I agree with mizangie....yes...yes...and yes.....

T_B_N said...

no two person sex....I'm cool with that.

T_B_N said...

OHHHHH, no two person sex counting YOU! Damn.....I almost thought I was in.

Anonymous said...

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