Roy's goin' to Iowa....Threshermen's thing.....I'm not!!!
This is goin' thru HIS BRAIN.....
Sunday morning when we go down to church
See the menfolk standin' in line
I said they come to pray to the Lord
With my little girl, looks so fine
In the evening when the sun is sinkin' low
Everybody's with the one they love
I walk the town, Keep a-searchin' all around
Lookin' for my street corner girl
I got a little woman that stays drunk all the time.....Which isn't true....but he thinks that way!!
I have been told the rules:
1: No Drinking!
2: No two person Sex!!
I'm not sure way that's number 2??
Could it be I sing that other part of the song....."I got a little woman and she won't be true"??
It's my job to keep shit stirred!!!
So does that mean I can buy new furniture??
Get a Tattoo?
Buy a PT Cruiser???