"Hooters, Paws, and Claws, This is Nadine."
"I need to know how much it's going to cost to have my cat unblock. I have had it done before and I know that the prices have surely gone up."
"Yes, prices for some services have gone up. I'm not sure exactly how much as that procedure is intricate and I am not sure what all is involved."
"Yes, intricate. The Dr is not in just yet he can give you a better idea...."
I hadn't really heard much of what he said as he was talkin' at the same time I was but I did hear.......
"Well, That's no way to speak to someone!"
And hung up!
What, I ask you, was so wrong with that whole conversation???
So now I have to DumbUp????
I explained it to Roy....it is a complicated procedure....it's a cat with a blocked urinary tract!!
Do you know how big a cat's penis is????
And do you know how big the catheter is that you have to stick in it is????
You might as well be threadin' a needle!!
And there is all sorts of other things involved....geez!!
Intricate is the best word!!!
Roy just giggled about it and said not to let it bother me but when I use one of the BigWords, Roy says, "Don't you talk down to me, Missy!"
Ya know what....Kiss my lilywhite ass!!!
He's all the time askin' me to repeat things......he's a Northerner.....and doesn't quite get it the first time....plus he can't hear!
"Is it raining there?"
"Yep! Liiighke a cow pissin' ona flllllat rawwwk!"
And then he repeats it.....Like I said it......Damn, I sound like hick....with a high pitched voice! The TechSupport autovoice thingy could not figure it out....whether it was my accent or the pitch....3 calls to them before I figured enough of it out on my own!!!
Does that make me a full fledged nerd???
Do I get a pocket protector badge????
I love SonicBurgers....I get them for Mother's day as that is where the kids work....it's like supporting them though they work at a different Sonic.
I love the RedLobster....If that makes me a WhiteTrashHo....so be it!
But damn it I have an extensive vocabulary and I'm not afraid to use it!!
I may not be able to spell it but I can say it!