As we all know Roy likes to call me....and ask me all sorts of the things. From personal observations to road and weather reports to how to work the Cd Player. Usually, it's while he is watchin' Millionaire. I am his "phone-a-friend". He and I would go far in that game! I always have all my life-lines when the actually player craps out!!
But anyway, one day after he called time after time....I decided to mess with his mind! It's my job....to mess with his mind....I'm good at it!!
I answered,"Hey!! If you keep callin' me my husband is gonna get suspicious!"
and there was nothing.....not one word!!
I just kept talkin'.....he never said one word!!
Which is really weird....he's full of come-backs.....I turned my phone around to look at it and the call had ended!
HE HUNG UP!!!!!
I snapped mine shut!
And it started ringin'.....or rather...."Bad to the Bone! BBBBad Bad to the Bone!" He's the only one who has that ringtone.
"Yes, Sir?" Tryin' to contain my laughter!
"That wasn't funny! It went dead! Talk about the worst time to have a dropped called!! I have never had a more sick feelin' in my stomach as to hear MY WIFE say, 'my husband is gonna get suspicious'!!!!
I was rollin' on the floor...I have a mean streak....."Lighten Up, Francis!!"
It's my job and I love it!!