We must take a moment of silence.....that StupidFish died.
Friday afternoon it was official....the doc said so...."the gills aren't moving."
Rest in Peace, StupidFish!
So as I sat there while MrsBullMoose had her Trrrreatment, I talked with a young woman who was very knowledgeable about the Native American culture.
I learned a lot....and time flew by.
It's normally quite boring sittin' there. It's one of those holistic medicine shops...more stuff that I don't get....but to each his own.
And it has a funky odor...I'm used to cat pee and dog poop so that place reeks of all natural stuff!!!
So when it's time to go...I'm ready!!
I waited by the door....mindin' my own business....while MrsBullMoose schmoozed her way around....I blocked out most all that crap.....until I heard my name!
Like a little poodle my ears perk up....did some one mention me???
I looked around the room and all eyes are on me....What the hell was said???
Of course, I maintained my smile and just nodded my head as all blonde women do when they just wake up to the conversation....but one set of eyes was burnin' into me!! That one woman was lookin' straight at me....with a cocky grin.
I felt guilty!!
For things I had done....for things I didn't do.....things I shoulda!!!
I felt guilty!!!
All thoses things flooded into my brain.....Could she see what I was seein'??
Did she have "Those" powers to see all that stuff???
I snapped to when MrsBullMoose said, "Oh, she could earn extra money pretty easy!"
They are talkin' about sex!!
Huge Load off my Mind!!!!
I laughed it off and said something about Roy wouldn't like it if I did.
And that woman, one burnin' a hole into my soul, said, "Oh I know some chubby strippers."
Now thems fightin' words!!!
You can talk to me all day long about earnin' extra cash on my back or strippin' for a livin' but CHUBBY!!!!!!!!!
She had lost 70 pounds herself.....she would need to lose 70 more to get to my size!!!
Call me, Chubby!!!!
It's a damn good thing that SuperMoodyBitch wasn't with me!!
There woulda been a killin'!!
Still with a smile, "Hey, to each his own! Rock what you got!!"
I had a Shockin' Trrreatment and I didn't ask for it!