Don't tell anyone!!
But I have taken over the PC!
This is George HW Hightower. My mom is away from the desk so I thought I tell you how it really is around here! She is back there up to her eyeballs in stinky dogs.
I have tried to add pix but too much for this cat!!!
When my momma tricked me out from under the bed with catnip I was shocked! She put me in a carrier but not my brothers or THOSE DUMB BABIES. I really hate them. But oh does my momma love them. If I am ever left alone with them for any length of time, I will kill them and make it look like an accident. For the longest time they didn't even know I was in the house! Dumb Babies!!
Where was I?? Being up in the carrier but nobody else!!
This is all wrong!! I don't care how many times my momma sings me Georgy Porgy, I am not happy!
She can call me puddin' pie all she wants, I am scared!!
That was 2 weeks ago! I think I like it here with Mom. I have her all to myself. I meet her at the door every morning and she give me a big hug. She brings me catnip from home. I play with feet under her desk. She squeals when I bite her toes. I like to hear her squeal.
She shares her sandwich with me. Yum! Baloney is good! I'm not so crazy about that roast beef.
I hope I don't catch some icky people disease!
She told me to catch the mouse.
THE mouse? I have yet to see it.
All I have picked up is some fleas. That didn't sit well with Mom!
But that fish!!
I sure would like to get ahold of that thing! It looks dead sometimes. If only I could get to it. She put it in that glass cabinet so I couldn't. She knows me too well.
It isn't as nice as at home where I sleep on Mom's bed. In the mean time, it will do. But just as soon as I show her a dead mouse I am outta here!
Oh, here she comes....I know the noise of those flip flops!