Thursday, May 24, 2007

And The Survey Says.....

Jose Cuervo You are friend of mine.
I like to drink you with A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys.
Did I shoot out the lights.
Did I dance on the bar.
Did I start any fights...Shelly West


It's another tequila sunrise.....Eagles


Between the sandy beaches and the margaritas
I thought I’d find a way to let you go
But there’s not enough tequila in Mexico...Tracy Clark....but there is enough to cause a gal to shower with a stranger!


And I could go on and on......There are many songs about Tequila!


Tequila shots.....They are my favoraaaight way to drink......And this blog is fueled by 4 shots!!! After all it is Tommy Chong and Bob Dylan's Birthday....Everybody must get stoned!!!

Beer seems to be the most popular. It is easily bought I guess and It is an acquired taste. Roy can't stand it....too many drunks in the back of his CopCar I guess!!

Once when I worked in a C-Store a man put a quart of Bud and bag of Twinkies on the counter and announced that THAT was the breakfast of champions!!!

Okay!!! Never argue with a man with a hangover!! Words to live by!! Thats what I'm here for...to pass along wisdom....and that is the Tequila talkin'!!!

Mixed cocktails came in next! My love a lot different drinks but it think my favorite is Long Island Iced Teas!!!

And how about Rodney Carrington's song....
...it used to scare me to death how momma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had.
We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled by
all the liquor runnin to her head, and soon I got to chokin,
daddy wasn't jokin,
when he grabbed me by the arm and said,
"don't look now momma's got her boobs"
"outshowing everybody in town"


What is it about booze and being nekked??? Seriously, I can't count the number of times I have danced nekked in the yard at midnight......under the influence! Or skinny dipped.....I wasn't real proud of it but....

I am very stumped that nobody drinks anything else straight up. MzAngie likes Slippery Nipples. I LOVE Italian Valium!! Equal parts Gin and Amoretto...amereto...amaretto...shit!! Anyway.....it's YUMMY!!!

Like drinkin' Candy!!!!

My favorite song........

SHE'LL START BY KICKING OFF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH


TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF


SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA...MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF....Joe Nichols

But above all drink responsible!!!
Have fun....but don't drive!!
This poll idea was MzJean's idea.....Thanks Chick!!!
Be sure to vote in the next poll.....every one.....vote!!

12 comments:

mannyed said...

Hmm...Patron Tequila shots. Ever have Patron? If not, you and Roy should splurge on it soon. Consider it an anniversary gift! I wouldn't steer you wrong!

mannyed again said...

oh, btw, I meant mmm...not hmm. I already know its yum.

jeankfl said...

Whoo hoo! I used to do Tequila shots.. Drank a mexican guy under the table, once. I was in bbaaaaaddd shape!!lol I don't drink at all anymore.. just don't like it, much. I like the poll! Hope you're havin a great week..don't get too loaded and dance naked outside in front of anyone but Roy!
hugs,
Jean

Beth said...

"Tequila makes her clothes fall off" now that is a great song, i love it and the video is too funny !!! I hope you have a great holiday weekend girl.

KM said...

So NOT fair--still a long way from drinking days for me. Not to mention it feels like "all my rowdy friends have settled down."

Mixed drinks are my favorite--never been one for shots or beer. I guess other people are tougher than I am.

That guy is wrong about the breakfast of champions, though--it's left-over pizza.

Kendra said...

LOL. Girl, we'd be in TROUBLE if we lived with in five hundred miles of each other. Me and Tequila? We're not allowed to hang out anymore. Something about flashing the cops.....Not that I believe that happened. I would NEVER do anything like that...heehee

Sherrie said...

Oi.......Tequila and me are purdy good buds let me tell ya! However, it doesn't seem to age as quickly as I do LOL!

MizAngie said...

Oh, Lord. The last time I puked up liquor it was straight tequila. It ain't nearly so much fun comin' up as it was goin' down. But it's still my favorite drink. A lime, some salt, mmmmm. It will definitely melt the elastic in your panties, though!!! Please don't ask me how I know...

Diane said...

Hiya Nadine:
LOL...I used to love that song...."Everybody Must Get Stoned"...not that I did, I just liked the song...lol.
What poll?? I didn't see a poll.
I'm not a drinker, so I can't join in on the booze comments...lol.
Hugs...Diane.

Vickie said...

Hi Nadine
Have you tried the new Jose Curvo Pineapple tequila? It is positivly yummy. Instead of biting a lime afterwards, you want a slice of pineapple. Very smooth.
Peace

Deborah said...

My first ever drunk was at age twenty-four when the owner of a bar kept pouring free shots of Gold, to the point I had 13! Yikes, I couldn't do that now.

Proto said...

I agree with the Patron.
Did you write this whilst partaking of said shots?