I like to drink you with A little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys.
Did I shoot out the lights.
Did I dance on the bar.
Did I start any fights...Shelly West
It's another tequila sunrise.....Eagles
Between the sandy beaches and the margaritas
I thought I’d find a way to let you go
But there’s not enough tequila in Mexico...Tracy Clark....but there is enough to cause a gal to shower with a stranger!
And I could go on and on......There are many songs about Tequila!
Tequila shots.....They are my favoraaaight way to drink......And this blog is fueled by 4 shots!!! After all it is Tommy Chong and Bob Dylan's Birthday....Everybody must get stoned!!!
Beer seems to be the most popular. It is easily bought I guess and It is an acquired taste. Roy can't stand it....too many drunks in the back of his CopCar I guess!!
Once when I worked in a C-Store a man put a quart of Bud and bag of Twinkies on the counter and announced that THAT was the breakfast of champions!!!
Okay!!! Never argue with a man with a hangover!! Words to live by!! Thats what I'm here for...to pass along wisdom....and that is the Tequila talkin'!!!
Mixed cocktails came in next! My love a lot different drinks but it think my favorite is Long Island Iced Teas!!!
...it used to scare me to death how momma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had.
We were sittin at a table when momma got disabled by
all the liquor runnin to her head, and soon I got to chokin,
daddy wasn't jokin,
when he grabbed me by the arm and said,
"don't look now momma's got her boobs"
"outshowing everybody in town"
What is it about booze and being nekked??? Seriously, I can't count the number of times I have danced nekked in the yard at midnight......under the influence! Or skinny dipped.....I wasn't real proud of it but....
I am very stumped that nobody drinks anything else straight up. MzAngie likes Slippery Nipples. I LOVE Italian Valium!! Equal parts Gin and Amoretto...amereto...amaretto...shit!! Anyway.....it's YUMMY!!!
Like drinkin' Candy!!!!
SHE'LL START BY KICKING OFF HER SHOES
LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK
LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL
DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK
THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG
IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON
SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH
TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF
SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH
BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH
JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA...MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF....Joe Nichols
But above all drink responsible!!!
Have fun....but don't drive!!
This poll idea was MzJean's idea.....Thanks Chick!!!
Be sure to vote in the next poll.....every one.....vote!!