Whooooah, we're half way there.
Livin on a prayer.
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear!
Livin on a prayer.
Bon Jovi just clinched it for me.
Many years ago, Roy announced his intentions......I was less than thrilled. He was just for fun...Shiggles and Git Fun....NO STRINGS.....BUT NOOOooooo! He wanted more.
He said he would sign a prenuptial.
Neither one of us had anything worth a prenupt. But I presented him with one.
Amongst all the legal mumbo jumbo, it plainly stated, "That you will love me forever and buy me a bathtub with feet."
So far so good.....I have two claw-footed cast iron bath tubs. One is in the house and one is outside....it was once on the back porch for midnight bathin'.
Over the years, unbeknown to me there was FINE print on the Prenupt that has popped up to bite me in the ass!
I never saw that part about my participation in manual labor!!!!
I don't do manual labor!!
I am not built for it!! Under no circumstances am I to be abused....and I know that manual labor is clearly an abuse!!!
A few weeks back we were doing some work for an elderly couple that had some ice damage from that storm in February....cuttin' down broken trees, stackin' brush and burnin' the pile. That Man worked me like a rented mule!!
I was pooped out by the end of the day!
I stopped to rest and laid out on the ground by the fire. It felt good...until I opened my eyes and noticed that there were 3 turkey buzzards circlin' me!!!! Maybe wonderin' if they wanted to rolled me into the fire for some smoked human or just eat me raw!!!!
So now that we have this problem with the cows from the stupid neighbor we have got to do something about a fence....that Bastard doesn't have one!!! Roy has thought long and hard about it. Electric fencing isn't bad idea but he doesn't think that will stop them.
And we don't have the best luck with electric fence box thingies....we had a fence around my car when first got it to keep the cats off of it. The lightening took out 3 boxes!!! And one the cats thought it was just a cool way to scratch her back and would walk right under the wire and rock and roll her back around!! Like "oooo that's the spot". After that insult upon our human intelligence we took the fence around the car down.
Seriously, the one thing that was pissed off by the electric fence was me!!! It didn't matter where I touched, I was the one that was shocked!!! And I didn't think it was so cool!
It looks like this weekend that super fince clause in the prenupt is gonna bite my ass again....and I will have to "HELP" him do something...OUTDOORS!!
We've got to hold on ready or not.
You live for the fight....when its all that you've got!
Live for the fight??? You better believe it!
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear......Whoooooah......Livin on a prayer!