Sunday, April 01, 2007

The Only Good Bull is One on a Plate Served...Rare!!

My beautiful dogwood are in bloom!! As I drove to work, Saturday Mornin' I thought they looked so pretty. We planted them in 1996...they only started blooming last year. And then......by 8:30Am.....
That Bastard Bull from down the road took a likin' to my trees!!!! The owner of that damn bull doesn't give a shit that his cattle have gotten out and into our yard for the last 2 years!
It's worse than when the ice storm came thru.....Roy pulled what was left out of ground......Nothing left!
He started on this one and Roy caught him! He tried to chase the bull back to where he belonged but that bull said "Hell No!" Stomped his feet and charged at Roy...stopped a few feet from him and blew snot at him!! Roy got the truck and chased him back to his own pasture!!

And there is Nothing!!!! We!!!!! Can!!! Do!!!!!!!


Except put up a fence.....and that means diggin' thru rock!!!!
Very Fuckin' Frustratin'!!!! Roy has the place lookin' like a park....spruces, dogwoods, peach trees, and redbuds!!

Ya just can't everything!!!

6 comments:

Mannyed said...

Nadine that sucks!!! Bastard bull! I must admit, I've had squirrels steal tulip bulbs, rabbits eat through my begonias, but I have never, ever, had a bull eat a tree. EVER.

MizAngie said...

Ya know, the bull is only doin' what bulls do....but I sure would get my hands on the owner of the bull and teach him the difference between a bull and a steer!! What an asshole not to keep his bull penned up. Of course, it sure would be a shame if that bull was left in my yard/pasture and it disappeared one night only to reappear on my dinner table as a fine medium rare! And to the owner, "No sir, I ain't seen no bull. He was here and then he just disappeared!" Hmmmmph.

Sherrie said...

Completely frustrating and absolutely not fair at all!!! This guy needs to keep his freakin creatures in his own yard. However with that said, being the tree and plant lover that I am, it would be worth it in the end just to keep the beauty of your hard labour intact. Good luck to you and Roy. Mind you if you change your mind......you can count me in for a big assed BBQ!!!!!!!!!

~hugs~

princess said...

Oh sorry about the tree that stinks ...i too have a lot of bull problems right now "sh!t" that is lol i have been in a funk lately sorry i haven't been around :( car boy has me hanging for the moment and i am not happy and i is why i stay single i can't handle the BS!!!! I did get a call on friday from the other job so it's on!!! Well i have work to do so i better get at it hope you have a wonderful day hugs ~PPA~

VENTL8R said...

We've got rogue turkey every now and again, but nothing much bigger than that! Have Roy hit the animal at night then the neighbor is responsible for the damage to the vehicle and doctors because his animal roams around. Then have a killer BBQ. I'd drive down for that one....

-ksgrrl said...

Can you run an electric fence? That'll keep the bull out of your yard with less holes to dig.