The People have voted.....they loved Real Boobs!
Which honestly, I'm shocked!!
Granted this isn't goin' to be posted in the New England Journal of Medicine...just my blog but I am shocked!!
The number of women that have had boob jobs over the past 20 years have risen greatly. I can't remember the numbers but more than double of what they were in the 80's. All the gals I know would love to have some sort of enhancement done....whether it be a cup size bigger or a lift....I, personally, would like a lift.....The D's are gettin' a bit droopy. I have a friend that would like to have a reduction. And one woman's hubby gave her one for Christmas...well, it was a redo, she had them done in the late 70's.
As we watch the PlayBoyChannel, most of the women have had work done.....Prime examples of bad work!! Some to the point that is just downright gross....they look so unnatural....or lopsided....the nipples are in the wrong spot. Some are so huge that they look like Barbie.....Those SkinnyAss gals!!
Roy hates those fake ones...they don't bounce right.
Lord knows a boob has to bounce right!
Can I say Lord and Boob in the same sentence....in that context????
And Roy doesn't like the way they hang. You know, DoggyStyle. Well, if those gals knew what their boobs looked like when they do that, They might not have had it done.....there are these lines....not like stretchmarks but more like....I'm thinkin'......and you know that could take a while.....Do you remember those balloon things that you got as a child that you could blow up...the ones with a rubber band that you could punch back and forth??? Well anyway that is what a fake boob looks like when it hangs...it has lines...I guess you just have to see one in action.
Which brings me to another thought....why get the boob job?
My boss and I have this conversation off and on for years...sssshhhh....don't tell his wife!
He feels that a woman gets a boob job to have sex.
Yes, he is an educated man and still thinks that.....His wife would like to have a boob job but he won't let her.
I feel that a woman gets a boob job to enhance her self-esteem....which is the case with his wife. I told her about the VS Embrace Bra...she bought 2!! Not the racy colors like mine. And she loves them!! The Enhancement without the pain of surgery!!
Anyway....When a woman gets some work done, she feels better about herself...Is that wrong?
Roy saw a chick on TV that had a fake pair, she said, "And these are what got me my Condo!" She cupped them up and kissed them!! I take it she had more than a C-Cup!!
"These Babies are Power!!!" Annie Potts, Designing Women
Once when in Iowa at a Thresherman thingy....they have all the old time farm machinery and old time fun....rather interesting, really. Roy's dad was with us and he had a hankerin' for some that home-made IceCream that the Swedes were makin', it looked good! So I went to get some for me and Roy. When I got back RoySr looked a bit put out, he didn't get as much as I did!!
He felt cheated!! "How come you got more?"
I winked at him, "Boobs! I have boobs!"
Both Roys turned six shades of red and RoyJr said, "Yep Dad, Boobs!"
It's a powerful magic I use lightly!
Look for the new Survey.....Mz Angie, Vote! You never know what I have rollin' around in my head!!! Some days....It's more than marbles!