Saturday, March 10, 2007

Like a Ton of Bricks!!

So I asked the expert...."Hey Honey, I want to tell you something and I don't want you to get all freaky on me."
Now you know that has his senses up....but I proceed on....Not only does Tequila make your clothes fall off but gives you a sense of strength to proceed on with something that you know your man is going to flip is lid over.....
"Well the other day...." and I tell him about eating lunch and the conversation I had with that young man.
"He What? Called you Momma??"
"Yes, and did he mean that in a way that I should be offended? Do I Look That Old???"
"No! He was testing the waters to see if you could be his Sugar Momma!"

"And do not eat there again!"

But it still lingers in my mind....I can not wrap my brain around all!!!
Until this am on my drive to work.....Like a ton of bricks!!!
O! M! G!
I promptly ring up Roy!!
Hey, Honey! Does this mean I am a MILF?

There was giggling....the man giggled!!
"Yes, you silly twit!"
"Thank God!! Becuz I sure don't want to be Old....and look it!"
And all is right with the World.


MizAngie said...

Hahahha. You were FISHING, Miz Nadine Hightower! You knew you were a MILF all along - you just wanted Roy to know somebody else thought so, too. You're awesome.

Can you believe my frickin' Aggies? They should still make the Big Dance, but DAMMIT, I wanted to win the Big 12 Tourney!!!!

Did OU decide on a new QB? I read where they closed their spring practices so they could concentrate on that position.

Later, Heifer!

Alien Hunter said...

Hello Nadine,

Thank you for the kind words. I would have emailed you a few more jokes but when my computer crashed, I lost all addresses. I have a really good one about "The Cowboy Buys a bra." She wears a 7 3/8ths bra:) Totally too long for a blog.

Have a great weekend (-1 hour of beauty sleep - not that you need beauty sleep).

Peace & Blessings.

Kfarm said...

OMG that is funny. Why you ask because Saturday night at work the young 21 year old I work with said if he was going to date an older woman it would be me. Ha! Then when we went out for drinks and he had a little courage from the
Cuervo he was stroking my hand. I said "Son, you are a hot little number but I have shoes older than you"

Sherrie said...

Well of course you a MILF......but hey, don't you just love it when our men folk giggle?

Vickie said...

Hi Nadine,
What is a "MILF"?