So I asked the expert...."Hey Honey, I want to tell you something and I don't want you to get all freaky on me."
Now you know that has his senses up....but I proceed on....Not only does Tequila make your clothes fall off but gives you a sense of strength to proceed on with something that you know your man is going to flip is lid over.....
"Well the other day...." and I tell him about eating lunch and the conversation I had with that young man.
"He What? Called you Momma??"
"Yes, and did he mean that in a way that I should be offended? Do I Look That Old???"
"No! He was testing the waters to see if you could be his Sugar Momma!"
"And do not eat there again!"
But it still lingers in my mind....I can not wrap my brain around this....at all!!!
Until this am on my drive to work.....Like a ton of bricks!!!
O! M! G!
I promptly ring up Roy!!
Hey, Honey! Does this mean I am a MILF?
There was giggling....the man giggled!!
"Yes, you silly twit!"
"Thank God!! Becuz I sure don't want to be Old....and look it!"
And all is right with the World.