Or maybe from the passenger seat it just seems fast!
So Roy did his list of chores to be able to drive to Branson, his bag was packed, he made a liquor run, and won some money at the casino.
That wasn't on the list but he does so much better without me....really is something we can't figure out.....I'm a Cooler....my MoJo works against him....seriously!! But that is another tale for another day....
Off we went! He decided he could use the car against itself......downshift to brake, givin' him time to move the bad leg to the break....good in theory!!
A couple of times, I was a bit scared when he should have been brakin' much quicker than he did and once the car in front us STOPPED at the yield.....why do people do that??? It's a freakin' yield sign.....YOU YIELD TO TRAFFIC NOT STOP!!!
Then on the other end of the spectrum I have those who don't yield to me.....Oh wait let me yield!!! I'm the one with the right of way!!! Let me whip this invisible yield sign outta my ass and I will stop!!! Freakin' DickHead!!!
Where were we???
On the road to Branson....Good Golly Miss Molly!!! That hurt him to brake that quickly.
We weren't in the hotel room 5 minutes when he announced that I would be drivin' from now on!
He took totally advantage of that aspect....He had a two margarita lunch!!! The waitress turned to me and asked if I wanted another, "No thank you, I'm shoppin'."
And did I ever!
I scored 3 pair of shoes.....pink hi-top Converses, Red thongs with a cute wedge of wood and leopard print suede, the red patent high heals.......They match the cute little teddy from Victoria's Secret....Roy picked them out.
And he wanted bullets....men!!
He's in there right now packin' his hail in his ammo cans....with his little label maker thingy....Men!!
The Branson Landing has something for everyone.....and the shops are great. The restaurants are fabulous!!
If you are ever in the Ozarks....you gotta shop there!!