Monday, March 05, 2007

I Have Been Tagged!!!

Mz Beth tagged me so here goes:

1. Are your parents married or divorced? My Parents were divorced in the 70's and remarried in the 80's. Dad died a couple years later and my mother....I don't really know or care!
2. Are you a vegetarian? No Freakin' Way!!
3. Do you believe in Heaven? Yes.
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Yes.
5. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? My Wedding band and my half of set of a Diamond studs...Roy wears the other one.
6. Favorite time of day? Quittin' time....and the door does not hit me in the fanny!!!
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? No!
8. Do you wear makeup? Only on Date Night.
9. Ever have plastic surgery? No.
10. If you did have plastic surgery, what you you do? A complete overhaul!!
11. What do you wear to bed? It depends on what mood I am in.
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Sorry But I am under a Gag Order.
13. Can you roll your tongue? No.... And seriously why would you?? It looks like a penis when you do that!! I am sorry I have to be the one to tell you that but it does. Not that there is anything wrong with having a Penis in your mouth.....hhhhmmmm.....
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Yes
15. What kind of sneakers? K Swiss
16. Do you believe in abortions? I am Pro Choice.....I choose to have my baby!!
17. What is your hair color? Strawberry Blonde
18. Future child’s name? That Ship has sailed!!! But Roy and I did talk about it once and The boy's name would have been John Wayne!
19. Do you snore? Yes, very lightly....Roy recorded me.
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Hawaii
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Claim It!!!!!
23. Gold or silver? Gold
24. Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburgers
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Nachos
26. City, beach or country? Beach
27. What was the last thing you touched? A potato Chip
28. Where did you eat last? Here about 2 minutes ago.
29. When’s the last time you cried? Friday, My Oldest Daughter's Birthday....we don't talk.
30. Do you read blogs? Why Yes I do!
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? No...not intentionally.
32. Ever been involved with the police? Yes, I slept with one for years.
33. What’s your favorite shampoo, conditioner and soap? Shampoo and Conditioner...Victoria's Secret Strawberrys and Champagne....soap, Dove Body wash.
34. Do you talk in your sleep? No.....or Roy would have recorded it!
35. Ocean or pool? Ocean....It all comes down to sand or kids.....I would rather have sand in my drawers than little kids peein' in the pool!
36. Sauna or whirlpool? Whirlpool....but do not use lots of shampoo to make bubbles.....TRUST ME!!
37. Starbucks or Krispy Kreme? WE don't have either here.
38. Window seat or aisle? Window.....Every freakin' time I have an aisle seat I get stepped on!
39. Ever met anyone famous? Just Roy! He is Infamously Famous!! And a few of relatives of famous people.
40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? No Fuckin' Way!!
41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut it....I am too old to be that messy.
42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Oprah
43. Basketball or Football? Football, Baby!!!
45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Stick, Baby!!! Wrap it out tight and Pop the clutch...I can bark the tires 3 different gears and If I can't find I grind them!!! Roy hates that!!
46. Cake or ice cream? Ice Cream.
47. Are you self-conscious? Of What???? Do I have a booger on my nose??
48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Yes.....I couldn't bring myself to eat Spaghetti for a long time after that!
49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? Yes....It was a little kid....Give them the money and they go away!!
50. Have you been in love? Yes....Many times!!! Or was that lust???
51. Where do you wish you were? On a cruise ship sailing around the world and someone else is paying for it!
52. Are you wearing socks? Yes.
53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Nope not one time!
54. Can you tango? No....only becuz I don't have a willing pardner to learn.
55. Last gift you received? Flowers from Roy.
56. Last sport you played? Volleyball
57. Things you spend a lot of money on? Shoes and Purses....and Gasoline!
58. Where do you live? In Okie Dokie Oklahoma!
59. Where were you born? Nowata, Oklahoma.
60. Last wedding attended? StepDaughter's 3rd....Let's hope this one takes!
62. Favorite position? Sex?? or Politics?? Either way you are bent over and screwed.
63. Most hated food(s)? Liver or any other Innards....that is just gross shit!!
64. Most hated soda pop? Coke
65. Can you sing? Not one note
66. Last person you instant messaged? Jeannie a few weeks back.
67. Last place you went on holiday? Branson
68. Favorite regular drink? Regular Drinks?? There are regular drinks??? This is a trick question??
69. Current Song? The one stuck in my head?? Life is a HighWay....Or the one on the radio??? The wind Cries Mary.
70. Tag 3 friends. Nope....and you can't make me!! If you would like to play....go ahead it is a free world!!


Sherrie said...

Okay I'm not going to tell you again, cause you just gotta know how hilarious you are my girl! Although it does scare me a tad, that some of your answers remind me of me *sticking out tongue emoticon*.......naw I think it's cool, and I enjoyed this immensely, I think I'll definitely have to give it a go the next time I have the chance to sit here for a bit.

Have a great day tomorrow ~hugs~

mannyed said...

as usual, you're tag answers are the bestest! Maybe I'll email you my answers.

Jeannie said...

Hey girl, you can find me by the same ID name most anywhere you look! Crazyjeans12000! You had me rolling on the floor with this whole tag thingy! You're such a nut!