Roy woke me up in the night by fidgetin'......well....not really fidgetin' so much as squirmin'!! It was drivin' me nuts!! I was not happy!! Fidgetin' is my pet peeve....but squirmin' is grounds for divorce!!!
He got up and started to get ready for work, then decided that something was wrong. He has a pain in his side....very painful when he walked. That was why he was squirmin'......he couldn't find a comfortable spot.
I promptly asked him if he wanted to go see the doctor.
I have an unnatural fear of appendicitis.
In Kindergarten, a girl nearly died from it and I have been freaked out about ever since. I don't know how many times I have gone to my Granny with a pain in my side for her to tell me it just gas! "It will Pass."
So here is Roy with a pain in his side!! And he passes gas like nobody's business!
He went to work with me so I could take to the doctor later....appointment at 11:50....that give us plenty of time to come up with all kinds of things....hernia....tumor....blood clot....emergency surgery was bound to happen!!!!
Pull my Hair Out!!! OH GOD!!!!
After seein' the doctor, Roy was in much better spirits!
Not like the day I took him in to have the lump in his groin looked at......it could have been a tumor....I can't have a tumor THAT close to Elvis!!!!! I tease him all the time about havin' a brain tumor but one too close to Elvis......That dog don' hunt!!
I was so freaked out!!!
He came out of the office practically tap dancin'!! That doctor have him a script for Viagra!!
"How, pray tell me in the great wisdom of your manly universe, is that suppose to help the lump?!?!?"
"It's a new type therapy!"
Am I that dumb??
So this trip, he came out of the office singin'..............."I like to live on the edg-jaa." I hate the freakin' commercial!!!
"My doctor said, 'Your wife beat on you, didn't she?'"
"No really, what did he say?"
"I kid you not, That is what he said!"
It is a total conspiracy...it is a world that is totally Men Vs Women!!!
In reality....such as it is for him......He somehow pulled a tendon in his sleep. You ask how that is possible.....apparently during his sleep his stretched and twisted his tendon...the big one....whatever.....and injured himself.
Good grief Gerty!!!
And just for the record.....the viagra therapy does not work for on strange lumps in the groin!!!