Friday, February 09, 2007
A Smatterin' of Crap.....
Happpppy Birth-day tooo you!
Envision breathlessness.....I am quite good at that......Happy Birthday, Mr Presidennnnnnt!!!!!!
Let the Pigeons Fly!!!!!
Bifocals: I hate them!!
I can work okay with them but drivin'!!
Whole other story!!!
Apparently, I raise my chin when I drive....so I can't see clearly through the glasses!! Very aggravatin'!!
Roy said, "Of Course, you drive with your chin in the air!! You have to be able to see over the steering wheel!"
No!! No Ladies! He is all mine!!
RoadTrip: On the Road again!!
We are hittin' the road this weekend. CabinFever has the best of me and I have to get out!!!
No Football!! So we are outta here.
And after that comment about my tallness or lack there of.....the romance???
Well, we shall see.....yeah, I okay I need it too. I'm gonna get laid!!!
Emails: I received several emails this week but one stands out.
One from Deacon's Wife......It's not that funny but when you take into consideration who sent it....it's funny!
A man walks into his shrink's office wearing nothing but SaranWrap for underwear and the Shrink says, "Clearly I can see your nuts."
Again.......another soul I have corrupted.
And you ask, "How do I know the Deacon and his Wife?"
I wasn't always so hedonistic!