I didn't get flowers for Valentines Day!
Roy teased me for several days with stupid things....like he lost my flower money at the casino.....But bragged about how he won some money one day after work.
I replied, "Great now you can buy be flowers!"
He had the nerve to laugh out loud!!!
And when some man on the TV, convinced himself that he was unique....that he didn't buy his wife flowers when she EXPECTED THEM!!
Roy said he would follow suit.....right!
"Honey, when was the last time YOU bought me flowers?"
He thought long and hard.....That's right.....years have gone by.
I sent him to Walmart to buy me a concrete lion....and he comes back with flowers!
Yes I was!!
He had looked the lion over and thought it wasn't really what I wanted."It was all wrong."
I have one lion that it takes two big burley men to move....and I only have one of those!
And some days He is more that I can deal with...but I know what buttons to push!
So I didn't get flowers for Valentines Day.
And Maybe I pissed and moaned about it too much becuz he said, "Do you really need the flowers? After all that we have been thru, After 15 years together, you need the flowers?"
No, No. I kept my temper in check.
Without battin' an eyelash, "Do you really need the Blow Jobs?"
The Flowers came the next day!
1 dozen longstem red roses....Thank you Very much!