Just a glimpse for into my world.....the "Head up the Ass" moment:
I walk out the door with my purse over one arm and my tote bag on the other.
My car keys in one hand and the house keys in the other.
I lock the backdoor and put the house keys in the tote.
Walk out to the carport and set my tote bag on the ground.
Open one gate to the carport leaving the other one in place.
Put the purse on the passenger seat.
Put the keys in the ignition.
Go back to pick up the tote bag and place it behind the driver's seat.
Decide it's best to dig out the paper money now becuz if the stalker is at the store....
We don't want to look stupid....God forbid we look stupid!
So I sit in the driver's seat and start the search.
There is the lip balm I love! I should really put it in the house so I know where it is....Savannah Bee Lip Balm....Blackberry!!
A Taco Bell receipt??
When the Hell did I go to Taco Bell?
That isn't on the Barbaric Diet.....must destroy evidence!
What am I looking for?
Oh right! Keys to the car....shit!!!
Where are the keys??!!
Now I have to go back to the fuckin' house and look for the fuckin' keys!!!!
Get out of the car and grab the house keys from the tote bag and the car keys from the ignition. I don't want to lock myself out of the car....again!!!
I hate it when that happens. Shit! I don't even know where the other set is???
Locked up in the fuckin' safe.....What the fuck is the combo??
Walk a total of six steps when I realize that I have the keys in my fuckin' hand!!!!! SHIT!!!!
Kicking my ass all the way back to the car, I get in and throw the house keys in the passenger seat.....that info becomes pertinent when I get to the office and can't find them in the tote!!!!!
Fuck the paper money!
We will move this Dog and Pony act down the road.
Maybe in a different area I will not seem so stupid!!
Start the car and put it in reverse.
And back into the gate that I didn't open!!! FUCK!!!
Can you top that?? Anyone??? Please????
And in other news:
That blog from yesterday was something that happened awhile back but still lingers around me. Time is supposed to heal the wounds. It helps. I am scarred up real good.
I am a different person now.
I am good with me!! NO doubt in my mind or of my choices.
Thank you for the emails.
Thank you for the support.
A gal needs to know who she can count on, those that make her smile, all warm and fuzzy.
Hugs and have a great weekend!!!